Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Friday, May 1, 2009

A LESSON IN 'SPIN'

A story doing the rounds on the internet goes:
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: 'Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.'

Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for information about her great-great uncle. Hillary's staff sent back the following biographical sketch: 'Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.'

The story is false. But, it does serve to illustrate the role of spin doctors – something the Indian political parties desperately need. Most key parties in India are struggling to re-invent themselves, and in the process, creating a web of lies to entice new, first time, voters. Mid month will reveal who succeeds. Till then, we have to remember Churchill’s definition of a parliamentary candidate “He is asked to stand, he wants to sit, he is expected to lie”

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Laugh lines

President Bush will be sorely missed in the next few weeks. I doubt his "Bushisms" would survive his stepping down as president. But you never know... it could be I "misunderestimated" him!

A complete list of his faux pas can be found here.

Manas Chakravarty's take on the Business Plan of Raju makes an interesting read.

I think Bush could have used the picture below to understand the Auto (and other) Bail-out. Hope it helps.
And if all this drives you to seek refuge in "God", here is a great illustration of the delusion you are suffering from.

Have a great week ahead

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